Hilarious. Insightful. Here’s a documentary that takes a look at the loyalty of Apple users.
First of all, I’ve never knowingly slept with a Windows user. Sex with a Windows user is like…’Oh baby, it’s gonna be sooo good this time, no I won’t crash, I promise.’ You’re just sitting there in the bed going ‘Mhmm, sure.’
If you could open up every application without anything freezing, when are you ever gonna pull yourself away from the computer? With a Windows computer, every so often it doesn’t work anymore. And that gives you a chance to engage yourself in the life outside, even if for a few moments while the thing reboots.
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